It has been said that I am the most agreeable person in my social circle. As a skillful listener, I shall share some helpful tips on societal do’s and don’ts.
Do not sit in silence during a conversation. Do contribute with an intelligent flair of delightful tittle-tattle. Keep the conversation lighthearted but interesting. To hold the listener’s attention, speak self-assuredly and with authority when spreading rumors.
Don’t be a chatterbox. Do leave your audience in suspense by building gossipmongering to a bubbling crescendo. With a satisfying smirk plastered on your chemically-enhanced lips, remind them not to tell a soul, knowing full well, they shall tell everyone.
It is undeniably taboo to insult others while speaking. It is, however, perfectly acceptable to lob insults by proudly flashing your snarky tee-shirt couture. I encourage you to build your wardrobe with sardonic slogans that will raise eyebrows, allowing you to be an accomplished conversationalist without uttering a word.
It is with hopeful expectation that you find exactly what you’d like to say through my deliciously expressive tee-shirts. Solitary Refinement, the tee-shirts meant to amuse, delight, or leave one flummoxed whilst lunging for the closest thesaurus!